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TLDR Review: Gorton's Grilled Salmon

Item: Gorton's Grilled Salmon
Author: ShopSavvy

By ShopSavvy Team

Published: September 4th, 2024

Pros

•Highly rated product with 5.0 out of 5.0 stars, talk about setting the bar high!
•Provides good fit and warmth, because nobody's got time for chilly toes.
•Shoes were a perfect fit for the recipient, like Cinderella but way more modern.
•Very warm and comfortable to wear, wrapping you up like a toasty burrito.
•Suitable for wear in all seasons, a true fashion chameleon.
•Notable flavor and tenderness observed, making it a surprising twist.

Cons

•Pills easily, because apparently, we can't have nice things.
•Jacket is not long enough, only reaches top of the belt line - where's the rest of it?
•Issue of jacket rising up to belly button during movement, nobody asked for a crop top.
•Overall, disappointing due to length issue, because expectations were set, but reality disagreed.
•The salmon was described as "gross" and not enjoyable, so maybe keep swimming.
•Despite the high price, the flavor of the salmon is considered just okay after cooking - talk about a letdown.

Bottom Line

Before you take the plunge, remember that while some products seem to wrap you up in a warm hug, others might leave you cold (or cropped and pilled). And if it's salmon you're after, maybe this one should swim back upstream.

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